Your hired

I got job yo, at the highstreet electronics store Maplin. Nice don't you think, i get paid to play with electronics, if they only knew what they had done ^_^.

Anyway this fresh influx of £5.05 cash means i can splash out on things like, new graphics cards pasta sauce, and cheese.

Anyways in my new capcity as a maplin employee, i will now direct you to their website. Also as i planed on coming home in two weeks, i wondered of the "gang" would like to meet up and go for a coke drink, down in hemel town?

Interested email or call me.

I'm off to to play NFSU 2 work, cya.
Quote of the Day

Security "All these idiots, just go around and make my life hell, what they don't realise is that i can make their lifes a whole lot worse"
Me "Plus, your paid to do it"

Never mess with security people, they don't take the job for the joy of life, or to see my flat egged, and water poured though the letter box.

Christmas Lights Gone Wild

Crazy 3 minute video of a home that features a dazzling Christmas light show with spectacular grand finale. What would you do if this were YOUR neighbor?!

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Ever wanted to take over the world?

This one is for all the ladies out there, after intense research(seriously) i have found the "tool(s)" to take over and control the world, or at least manipulate it, or at least about 47% of it anyway. If anyone know's Saddam personally, e-mail him the link please

Step 1.
Get some half naked ladies and put them up on a stage.

Step 2.
Place a paddling pool in front of them, filled with a greasy substance of your choice.

Step 3.
Get all the intelligent, able body males, and place them in close proximity to the subjects from steps 2 and 3.

Step 4.
Instruct the women to enter the pool and "play fight"

Step 5.
Execute world domination plans, in relative calm.


Before i continue i would like to state i wasn't at the night in question ^_^, however it nice to see that humans can be so easily manipulated, oh excuse me, must dash, my empty bed's calling.

Quote of the Day

"My mum's worse than the maffia, when it comes to getting money back. All she needs is a couple of skinheads in leathers to do the kneecapping, and she'd be minted"

Parent's are the worse people on the face of the planet to borrow money from, but i still love mine , just.

"RCP week" aka Reading week

What a load of crap that was.
I thought the idea was to read, not be driven to exuastion though, sheer mounds of work.
Well it's over now, the blog is suffering, but hey that working life. so i'll give you the brief.

• I invited Nabil (i have no idea how it's spelt, but It's pronounced na-bile)out, but she was ill, so that died a quick death
• I handed in my first assignment
• I admitted i got a thing for salma hayek and Penelope Cruz.
• I'm getting a tv card, for free from one of my mates
• I can do some extreme wardriving on my T|X
• I might come back to good old hemel Hempstead, for the presentation evening
• DC++ is the best program ever made
• And higher hacks is a great website

Well that about rounds up the week

Maybe another post over the weekend, who knows

Hot Fridge Case mod

Ran across this by accident, i believe the purpose of the mod is to isolate the sound produced by the two computers (Server and workstation). Interesting idea, as for practicality, I'll yet you decide

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Meet my mates (well some of them)

Well i after yesterday's quick update i just discovered that, i had kind of left people in the dark as to what i've done in the last weekcouple days. Well lots of things. I went to the club on Monday, like normal.... Me and Fuad{Pronounced ford, or thats what we call him at least}(a fellow law student) went to another flat, in the "Almond" block, here at lovely Lucia Foster. Where we stayed for 3 hours (bear in mind that it was 2am when we started ) chatting to a girl, who i can only remember as "H", and another girl called niki, that Fuad knew. Anyway thanks to this great site called Don't stay in, i was able to get a photo, of him(fuad) and some other people that i socialize with.

In fact that site is great, i found of a picture of myself, which i thought i had been careful to avoid, damn those druken camera men. Anyways, the pictures, meet the lads.

You can't really see it in this picture, but with his hat off fuad looks like John Legend. Unless you haven't worked it out, the guy on the right is Fuad, and on the left is my Flat mate Bill, who does Sports development(i think). I have no idea who the woman is.

Ok the guy on the left is Imran (i think that's how you spell it) he's doing business, the guy in the middle is one of the promoters for Bambuubar or Bambu as we like to call it, again we have fuad.

See the guy that looks like a zombie? In the bottom left, well he's not a zombie, hes actually Ashley, another one of my flat mates. Nice guy too, gonna give a nice hair cut, tomorrow and sort out this mess that is my headhair.


See the tall black guy at the back, thats Gadget aka William, he's a MC (thats a rapper for you lesser folk) and is known on the "streets" as Gadget Boi, i actually have his complete album on my pc, it's not bad. It's called "Gadgets hideout vol 1" my favourite part is the hoes skit, where .... Imran is also in this picture

Anyway the one you've all been waiting for...

The guy i'm pointing at is "Or-Re" i don't know how you actually spell his name :(, i know the other two guys in front of him, but i don't know their names, we communicate though signs, and "cuz".

Now if your like me your thinking you need a life why don't you find a picture of "N" to show us how good your taste is, well i would love to, but there are alot of clubs in town, so it might take me a fair old while, but if and when i do i'll put it up. Check out that don't stay in site, they got pictures of everywhere including good ol' Hemel Hempstead.

Till another day, later folks, and no i had too much work to do tonight, so nothing happened, ^_^

Quote of the Day

"Every time i hear someone say that, it hurts my Va**na."

I think some people tend to over exaggerate things, just a little too much.

Broken in the best, fixed in the rest

Evening, i finally fixed the site, unfortunately it's now broken in the best browser to grace the web :(, firefox. I might even just change the whole thing now that my photoshop skills are getting so good. Higher hacks has published the second article on hiding your bit-torrent traffic, it was written by new mate josh, who lives over in the states.

Apart from that site repair, just know that i am very busy, and tired. The later might have something todo with that 5am stint, i did on monday ^_^ memories...

If we all remember that "girl" i spoke of like two weeks ago, well i her number, twice, it's a long story. Anyways i don't know what to do with it, i'm sort of low on funds, but i thing i might see if she wants to go to this place called the "orange rooms" which is like a jazzy kinda hang out place, you know what i mean. There's an event happening there on thursday so if i can clear my calender, i'll try and make it happen. But i'm in no rush, i got work coming out of my ears, degree related and personal. No Job, but you guys know how the mind of jon works (well sort of).

T|X is great, so great i thought about sending it back, cause it had too many features. This scanning for wifi hotspots is getting serious now.

Finally tonight in great student fashion, i'm gonna eat toast and watch a movie, in the last couple days i've consumed about 20 hours worth of Sopranos, that show is the best. Sadly i've never even watch the godfather, or goodfella's but this like all of them times 2.

Quote of the season

"Just when i thought i was out, they bought me back in"

Don't mess with Soprano's, they have a vowel!

Photo dump

Imaginative title, don't you think. Remember i promised to go photo mad when i got my new pda, well it's here, and thanks to the fact that bluetooth is much more fun than crappy irfa, heres all the photo's a failed to put up before, enjoy

Who would have guessed that people from the UK are caucasian, and here was i thinking we were all negro's...

From dusk till dawn.

Linux will one day rule the world, you heard it here!

That's what i go to school for (It's SLR if you didn't know, £412,000 On the road, donations welcome)

Jon can actually cook, Here we have a lovely dish, of BBQ Chicken breast(asda) with egg fried rice(me), total meal price appoximately £1.75!

Des does Countdown, R.I.P. Richard Whiteley.

Sometimes, you just can't make it all the way to your bed.

One of the many parks the "litter" Southampton city centre.

You ever get that feeling your time is finished?
It's here, i will control the world, bluetooth or wifi?...
Bubble wrap!!
you pay more, wait a year, and it still turns out bigger than the last one, so much for miniaturazation. It's T|X time...

Quote of the Day

Teacher "You look like a business minded individual, is that what you would like to do in the future?"
A "Well i actually wanted to run the whole country, but ok"
Teacher "Right..."

One of my friends/classmates is very serious about becoming a zimbabwian president, and he makes no scecret of his intentions. Hey, as long as he doesn't knock down houses and throw out caucasians, he's got a chance.

Whoa, i'm busy

Yellow people, this having a life stuff is hard work. i've been quite busy. Helping my new mate, turned rapper mc "Gadget Boi" get himself and his ablum out there. I finally ordered my T|X, it comes tomorrow. Higher Hack's goes live today, if i'm honest i still haven't finished the first piece, it just needs a few screenshots to be complete. I have to do some washing. I got to prepare for tomorrow's lectures, plus a need to start on my seminar tasks. Fun all round, nothing like being a busy guy. In the mean time, i need to be creative for my employers Sudhian, plus for higher hacks, and play need for speed underground, and tell people how to get around tv liesensing laws.

I just finished apply chrome to my rides, so i need to get on with some work, when i get my T|X i'll upload some of those photo's on my phone, i got one of a SLR yesterday! So as i've wasted the morining i need to make my evening more productive to say the least, i think i'll leave the washing till tomorrow, wash and play with my T|X, sounds nice, i wonder if they have netstumbler for palm....

Anyway i got work to get on with, later folks

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